Hello all

 

I'm currently looking to buy a new car. Now before you say, "Wooooooooooy boy, Sam have rell money to spen boy!" let me make it clear that it has nothing to do with me wanting to have two cars.  The fact of the matter is, I don't have one anymore.

"How come you-" you may start off, but no doubt the answer would've already crossed your mind.

And you'd be correct.

Yeah, I crashed my car.

And I crashed it essentially into three cars and a house, though I only hit two cars.  Now you may ask again, how did you manage that?  And I would reply, from now on, I'm going to get to bed a little earlier from now on.

YES, I fell asleep at the wheel.

Without going into too much details, I was approaching Gouyave feeling sleepy and decided to pull up in there - out of the sun - and catch a few Zs. Apparently, I didn't make it in time, cuz I woke up on the wrong side of the road the instant I hit the first car - on my side, which produced a nice crater.   Further to that, trying to jam the brakes, I couldn't get my foot off the gas - fear, must be - and went head on into another parked car at a very high speed.

That slowed me down alright.

Anyways, that car rammed into the car parked behind it, causing some damage to it.  Oh, and the first car rammed into a nearby house's verandah.  Can you hear it?  That's the sound of money slipping throught the crater of my bank account.

But that'll teach me to stay up late to finsh watching a rented movie, even if it was to be able to return it the next day without incurring a late fee or a second rent.

Anyways, I WAS going to tell y'all bout my lil vacation that I just returned from, but it wasn't that interesting and frankly, I can't be bothered now.  Oh but by the way, I'm more or less safe, just  two bruises by my knee and hip bone.  Hurts like hell, but I can walk.  Nothing else popped up yet, but we'll see what tomorrow brings.

I just thank Jesus that I didn't die, and that I didn't kill anyone.  I truly am grateful for him sparing my life.  To be honest though, as I was careering towards the second car, I had no fear of death.  It was like... all in slow motion and I was like "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH". Seriously though, I just felt like I wasn't going to die that way.  Thank God I wasn't wrong! LOL!

Anyways people, I goan need some serious prayers. So help me out, willya?  Thanks. 'Preciate it.  Till next time I see y'all.